This is tall human friend. Some people call her Jen, but I prefer tall human friend (THF). Jen is a friend of my mothers, though I am convinced that she likes me more than she likes my mother. Tall Human Friend and mother both work at Egypt Valley Country Club, and they are both studying Public Relations (#Twins). THF is one of the funniest humans I have ever met. Unfortunately, THF left me to go back to Oakland University, which is all the way on the other side of the state. Even with four legs, it would take me furever to get there. The good news is, THF is moving home in December. We will finally be reunited! The good news doesn’t stop there, THF is also moving with mother and me to Seattle. Just us three girls taking over a new city. I can’t wait. A whole new town of subjects for this princess to rule over.
TOP 5 REASONS I LOVE MY TALL HUMAN FRIEND
1. She is tall (and
sometimes most of the time awkward) like me
2. Her spirit animal is the giraffe
3. She can sing “Oops I Did It Again” entirely in sign language
4. She loves furchildren, especially little baby goats
5. She doesn’t eat piglets, just like mother and me.
You can learn more about THF by following her on Twitter: @jenniferperras. But she’s my friend so don’t even try to steal her away from me.